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  1. Exclamation Me and my phone | Faiz Alam - A True Love Story

    Me and my phone loved each other when we initially met. Now it loves the charger more. Time to move on...!;);););)

    Posted By vinash
    a true love story, faiz alam, faiz and faiza, faizalam30
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 6
    Yesterday 09:20 AM Go to last post
  2. Lightbulb Ye halat hamari ho gayi..

    Ye halat hamari ho gayi tumse milne ke baad. Zindagi pyari ho gayi hai tumse milne ke baad.. Her cheez me ek ajab rang hai Mohabat ka. Her cheez...

    Posted By vinash
    faiz and faiza, faiza, faizalam30, ye halat hamari
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2
    Yesterday 05:09 AM Go to last post
  3. Arrow Tujhe Haq hai

    Tujhe Haq Dya hai Maine mere saath Dil-lagi ka, Mera Dil se khel jab tak tera Dil Behal Naa jaey.....!!!!! Copied @ Source

    Posted By vinash
    faiz and faiza, faiza, faizalam30, tujhe haq hai
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 19
    Yesterday 05:08 AM Go to last post
  4. Smile Do you like this joke?

    The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a...

    Posted By rahhul
    • Replies: 36
    • Views: 1,574
    05-17-2013 12:09 AM Go to last post
  5. Talking Smoking Joke

    Lady: Do you smoke? Man: Yes. Lady: How many packs? Man: 3 packs daily. Lady: How much is per pack for your brand? Man: $ 8 a pack. Lady: And...

    Posted By blueskymidstream
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 113
    05-16-2013 03:45 AM Go to last post
  6. Lightbulb mistakes.

    If a barber makes a mistake , It's a new style.... If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an...

    Posted By talhaabbasi
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 420
    05-15-2013 03:09 AM Go to last post
  7. just for fun

    Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It does,Now I hear...

    Posted By talhaabbasi
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 704
    05-14-2013 04:01 AM Go to last post
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    <p>Essentially the most common ankle sprains get lucky and muscles, tendons (which connect our muscles in the bones) and ligaments (which connect...

    Posted By nmnyed80k
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 118
    05-02-2013 01:06 AM Go to last post
  9. Light bulb

    Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to...

    Posted By rhoula
    funny, joke, light bulb
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 715
    04-13-2013 12:20 AM Go to last post
  10. Husband and wife

    A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an...

    Posted By rhoula
    funny, husband, joke, marriage, wife
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 1,948
    03-18-2013 06:41 AM Go to last post
  11. joke

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful...

    Posted By marykabrown
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 593
    03-17-2013 06:41 AM Go to last post
  12. Why Bill Gates Resign?

    Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a...

    Posted By tailormade
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 145
    03-08-2013 02:36 AM Go to last post
  13. Lightbulb Dear Samsung,

    Dear Samsung, If you design a phone for humans, . . . . . . .

    Posted By vinash
    faizalam30, samsung
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 73
    02-28-2013 07:29 AM Go to last post
  14. Thumbs up Must watch funny video

    I found this interesting video so i share it with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJHbgkp8Zw

    Posted By jimy101
    funny indian videos, indian funny photos
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 90
    02-21-2013 01:12 PM Go to last post
  15. coach

    ??????????????????Web?????????????????????????????????6????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Web????????...

    Posted By zheng109766
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 79
    01-14-2013 08:00 PM Go to last post
  16. If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit

    If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in Newspapers: * Bill goes Dhak-Dhak! * English Babu Desi Mem. * Brain marries...

    Posted By tailormade
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 152
    12-24-2012 04:30 AM Go to last post
  17. You will vote for the room?

    Oh my, the stories refresh my mind. I vote for it! Hope you enjoy it! "Vonva wrote to his daddy: What are the differences between WIFE and...

    Posted By jimfutu11
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 651
    11-08-2012 04:37 AM Go to last post
  18. TRX Training Oxygenation plays a

    Oxygenation plays a significant role in the prevention of disease and aging. Osteoarthritis is one of the conditions that can greatly trx benefit,trx...

    Posted By trxploa047
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 112
    11-02-2012 10:25 PM Go to last post
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    <p>Even when I was a child, I assumed how trendy it could be to make the ship and reside in it. Naturally! That is most likely the hardest providing...

    Posted By jerseyxy01
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 127
    11-01-2012 11:22 PM Go to last post
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    <p>Turner Beneral Electrical Co., King of Prussia, Pa. Coding a-d converter's for indication and magnitude,mark ingram saints jersey. This idea, also...

    Posted By jerseyxy04
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 195
    11-01-2012 02:13 AM Go to last post
  21. Jo Koy Don't Make Him Angry: Mom and Wii

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...

    Posted By OkieMom
    comedy, funny, jo koy, jokes
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,932
    10-16-2012 04:06 PM Go to last post
  22. Wrong Women

    A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

    Posted By Gabriels
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 96
    10-15-2012 11:41 PM Go to last post
  23. Which sites do you get the best jokes?

    Our time is sometimes wasted on really boring joke sites. What funny sites do you know to be really worth it?

    Posted By xAdamx
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 195
    10-09-2012 09:52 AM Go to last post
  24. Talking I am Jesus Christ

    A drunk guy walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "If I can prove that I'm Jesus Christ, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender says,...

    Posted By jimy101
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 164
    10-09-2012 04:15 AM Go to last post
  25. experiments on a dog

    Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the...

    Posted By ShaneCosta
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 253
    09-25-2012 08:44 AM Go to last post
  26. Sleeping Pill

    An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all...

    Posted By tailormade
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 147
    09-25-2012 08:43 AM Go to last post
  27. Talking ‎16 types of people on facebook

    ‎16 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK ... We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list: 1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or...

    Posted By ahudson
    facebook, funny, people, type
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 155
    09-25-2012 08:40 AM Go to last post
  28. Talking 88 Signs You May Have a Drinking Problem

    1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth 3. Job interfering with your...

    Posted By ahudson
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 119
    09-25-2012 08:38 AM Go to last post
  29. Men Should Listen

    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and...

    Posted By DeeMarble
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 332
    07-23-2012 02:38 AM Go to last post
  30. A Girl's Wish (Joke

    On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the...

    Posted By simonj1
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 588
    07-23-2012 02:36 AM Go to last post
  31. what types of jocks do you like

    what types of jocks do you like

    Posted By michaelwilson
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 972
    07-18-2012 01:35 AM Go to last post
  32. Old Jewish Man

    A female BBC journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long...

    Posted By tailormade
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 112
    07-14-2012 07:32 AM Go to last post
  33. Ratchet Tie Down Straps & Shipping Supplies

    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...

    Posted By msalexanderjohn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 168
    04-16-2012 12:16 AM Go to last post
  34. Thumbs up Best Jokes Quotes Ever

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wAvYF7SPM8k/T1aM4D1vBZI/AAAAAAAAAIA/Xof36yP2Cy8/s1600/427107_328463450524294_225976687439638_829062_1945862154_n.jpg...

    Posted By Nourddine Khiti
    jokes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 271
    03-30-2012 01:27 AM Go to last post
  35. Farting All The Time

    Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My...

    Posted By sudipto
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 7,000
    03-19-2012 12:00 AM Go to last post
  36. viagra in the nursing home

    why are they giving men in nursing homes viagra - so they want fall out of bed

    Posted By bhealthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 194
    03-08-2012 12:44 PM Go to last post
  37. Catch A Rabbit

    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a...

    Posted By devilseo
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,565
    02-15-2012 12:28 AM Go to last post
  38. A Blonde's Mailbox.

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She...

    Posted By WebPro
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 223
    02-12-2012 06:41 PM Go to last post
  39. Police Emergency

    This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the...

    Posted By WebPro
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 131
    02-12-2012 06:31 PM Go to last post
  40. Smile Hi to all a new fashion blogger

    Indian fashion try out here india-fashion-style.blogspot.com and all about hot bollywood hot-hot-bollywood.blogspot.com

    Posted By pratoocool
    bolywood, fashion, style
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 524
    01-24-2012 10:50 AM Go to last post
  41. How men and women shower

    How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing...

    Posted By champ
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,272
    11-25-2011 06:28 AM Go to last post
  42. Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital

    MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you...

    Posted By maddy26
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 457
    11-21-2011 10:29 AM Go to last post
  43. Question just for fun!;)

    A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time...

    Posted By talhaabbasi
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 972
    07-28-2011 03:53 AM Go to last post
  44. can you suggest any joke book which is really worth reading?

    can you suggest any joke book which is really worth reading? _____________

    Posted By mack
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 275
    07-19-2011 11:36 PM Go to last post
  45. A Wife’s Special Birthday Present

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, John! How ya doin'?" His...

    Posted By maddy26
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 498
    03-14-2011 11:01 AM Go to last post
  46. A Fisherman's Tale

    Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off...

    Posted By sudipto
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,128
    02-25-2011 05:14 AM Go to last post
  47. Exclamation tring tring?:confused:

    Think.... Tring Tring .... wat goes tring a ring ? Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer .. .. .. .....

    Posted By talhaabbasi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 196
    01-23-2011 11:02 PM Go to last post
  48. Little Johnny’s Playing Partner

    Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what's going on. "Playing...

    Posted By maddy26
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 307
    11-23-2010 12:22 AM Go to last post
  49. The Economy Is So Bad…

    In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy...

    Posted By maddy26
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 214
    11-23-2010 12:21 AM Go to last post
  50. The Golden Lamp

    Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and...

    Posted By rhoula
    funny, genie, golden lamp, joke
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 903
    11-17-2010 09:45 PM Go to last post

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